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Thursday, April 8th, 2010

It’s been a while since we’ve posted any updates here.  Normally, we don’t like it when bloggers post something like that and then offer a long explanation as to why they haven’t posted any updates for a while.  So we’re not going to offer any long explanations.  Life gets in the way of hobby blogs.  That’s all there is to say about that.

And it’s been driving us nuts, actually, because there’s so much Eurovision news!  Most of it related to Ukraine!  We’ll review whatever song their sending to the Song Contest soon (we’re pretty sure it won’t change again before we do), but if you’ve not been following, ESCtoday has a good summary of what the hell happened there.

More soon.  For reals.

Ukraine’s Eurovision 2010 Entry

Monday, March 8th, 2010

We have intense cases of Olympic Fever, so during the fortnight that Winter Olympics were on, we completely ignored Eurovision to discuss the finer strategies involved in curling.  This past weekend, however, we got caught up on what we had missed in a major way.  On Saturday, we watched the Ukraine song selection show, followed by the Sweden repechage, followed by the Portugal national final.  Then we watched the Russia national final on Sunday.  Then we went through and listened to all the other songs that have been picked since then.  (Ukraine made it easy for us by having the entries from Armenia and Bulgaria on, as well as the performer for Azerbaijan.)

Then we watched the Oscars, which sucked all joy and life out of us, so we’re regaining our souls now by writing up a whole ton of song reviews.

Let’s start off with Ukraine.  Vasyl Lazarovich was hand-picked for Eurovision by Ukraine organizers.  He performed five songs on Saturday, and both a jury and the Ukrainian public voted on which song to send.  They all chose “I Love You”:

It was pretty obvious this was going to be the song that won, because it’s the only one that Vasyl performed with any confidence.  Even though it is dreck… man, is it dreck.  (“I love you, I love you, I love you”?  Someone needs to send a DVD of Singing In the Rain to Kyiv, quick.)  Regardless, he sang it well, and connected with the audience in a way he hadn’t during the other four songs on the night.

The number we were rooting for was of course the one that Vasyl had absolutely no confidence in whatsoever.  Watch him try to play rock star in “Don’t Wanna Lose You”:

He could not be more uncomfortable if he had live squirrels romping in his jeans.

The Swedish Second Chance round was interesting, although in the end, the voters picked the songs by the pretty blonde women.  Neither number really has a chance in next week’s final, because if they did, they wouldn’t have needed to go to the Second Chance round, would they?

Eurovision Final Recap

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Let’s compare what I predicted and what actually happened:

Me:

  1. Norway
  2. Greece
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Ukraine
  5. United Kingdom
  6. Malta
  7. Finland
  8. Armenia
  9. ESTONIA!!!!!
  10. Turkey

Last: France

Europe:

  1. Norway
  2. Iceland
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Turkey
  5. United Kingdom
  6. ESTONIA!!!!!
  7. Greece
  8. France
  9. Bosnia and Herzegovina
  10. Armenia

Last: Finland

I put the predictions I got correct in bold, and I italicized correct calls in the top 10.

Obviously, I overvalued Finland and undervalued France.  As it turns out, Finland was the jury pick in the first semi, leapfrogging over FYR Macedonia and Montenegro to get to the final.

Asides: As unbelievable as it sounds to me, Croatia actually was the jury pick in the second semi, knocking out Serbia and jumping over Ireland and Poland. Also, the Czech Republic finished with nil point.  Ouch.  Even Belgium got une point.  Tragically, Latvia got seven points in its semi. Oof.

Anyway, as it turns out, Patricia Kaas has a pretty big following, which carried France to eighth place.  Had I done research…

I don’t think I was the only one who was shocked that Greece did not finish second.  I’d say that performing eighth might have hurt Sakis’ chances, except that Jóhanna went seventh, and Iceland finished second.  I also neglected to put Bosnia and Herzegovina in the top 10, which was a foolish mistake on my part.

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Eurovision Final Preview

Friday, May 15th, 2009

So let’s get this out of the way right off the bat: can anyone beat Norway? No. Greece may come close, but Sakis shall have no cigar.  There you go.

I’ve been trying for most of the day to figure out what my top 10 and last place predictions are going to be.  Frankly, it’s difficult, because Croatia aside, this is a pretty strong year.  It’s certainly the best one since I’ve started watching Eurovision religiously.  About the only two things I can say with any certainty is that Norway is going to win and there will be no nil point this year.

In a fair and just world, Croatia would finish last place, but I really don’t see that happening.  I’m going with France, because it’s third in the line-up and way too freaking French.  Croatia will probably finish 15th.

For the top 10… well, I’m going with pure gut on this:

  1. Norway
  2. Greece
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Ukraine
  5. United Kingdom
  6. Malta
  7. Finland
  8. Armenia
  9. ESTONIA!!!!!
  10. Turkey

Now, I’m off to practice saying “I’m Gumby, dammit” in Albanian until our guests arrive for the big show.

Eurovision Semi-Final #2 Recap

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Again, before I start the recap from last night’s semi-final, here were Jen’s predictions for the result, which she made right after the performances were over:

  • Ireland
  • Norway
  • Denmark
  • Azerbaijan
  • Greece
  • Lithuania
  • Albania
  • Ukraine
  • ESTONIA!!!!!
  • Netherlands

If you compare this list with mine, there are a lot of similarities, even though Jen made her choices during the run of the program.  She picked Ireland, Lithuania and Albania all on the strength of their performances.  If I had seen Hungary before I made my picks, I wouldn’t have chosen it, because frankly Zoli Ádok’s performance was awful.  I would have gone with Ireland instead, and we would have had the exact same picks.

As it was, this was another night where we got eight out of 10.  Here are the final results:

  • Croatia
  • Norway
  • Denmark
  • Azerbaijan
  • Greece
  • Lithuania
  • Moldova
  • Albania
  • Ukraine
  • ESTONIA!!!!!

I was right to fear Moldova, especially because Nelly Ciobanu and her posse were high energy, as expected.  In the end, I wasn’t surprised to see them go through.

Croatia, on the other hand… what the hell?  Igor and Andrea were not as catastrophically out of tune as Kamil and Nela from Slovakia were, but that didn’t mean they were in tune by any stretch of the imagination.  This couldn’t possibly be the jury pick, could it?

So aside from Ireland getting robbed by Croatia, the results went pretty much the way we expected them to.  That the Netherlands got knocked out was not a shock, ultimately.  De Toppers’ performance was low-energy, and the glowing hand effect didn’t quite work.  The large woman with the rhinestone turntable strapped around her waist was a nice touch, though.

For me, the two surprises on the night were Lithuania and Albania.  Sasha Son has done a lot of work on “Love” since we saw him debut the English-language version at the Russia national final.  Using the key change to switch languages from English to Russian was a nice touch that really paid off.  Even Jen, who has not been a fan of this song at all, was impressed.

We both also really liked Kejsi Tola’s performance of  “Carry Me In Your Dreams” for Albania.  The staging was bizarre: what was up with the b-boy mimes and the rhinestone Gumby? But despite a stiff stage presence, Kejsi sang well.  Moreover, the song benefited from the translation into English.

The biggest disappointments on the night were Poland and Hungary. I talked about Hungary earlier, but I’ll add that I really need to stop picking the disco songs to go through. Poland’s entry, “I Don’t Wanna Leave”, is a legitimately good song, but Lidia Kopania did not sing it well.

Svetlana Loboda’s “Be my Valentine! (Anti-Crisis Girl)” decided to aim strictly for the gay audience.  How else to explain the shirtless muscular back-up dancers in Spartan costumes?  For the straight audience, Svetlana went for something subtle: looping graphics of pistons chugging on the video display.

Ultimately, it all comes down to Norway and Greece, however, with Norway the heavy favorite.  Sakis Rouvas went for it on “This Is Our Night,” with an elaborate stage prop to help out with his stage movement (which is a problem because he really can’t dance).  It’s hard to explain, so check this clip out.

Meanwhile, Alexander Rybak brought his Harry Potter-meets-Legolas-meets-Itzhak Perlman charm to “Fairytale.”  The staging hasn’t changed much since the Norway national final, but he took full advantage of the video screens with quaint fairytale imagery all over the place that did not distract from him one bit.  My bet is that he’ll win, with Sakis in second.

As for the rest of the show, we started with a Russian folk band doing a medley of past Eurovision winners, and you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Waterloo” on a balalaika.  There were, of course, dancing bears.  There also were giant electronic nesting dolls that were very cool.

For the vote-tabulation entertainment, the Mariinsky Ballet company performed traditional dances from around Europe, including the Zorba the Greek dance that drove all the Greeks in the front row wild.  How do the Greeks ALWAYS have the front row at Eurovision?

Finally, as expected, Intars Busulis’ “Probka” did not make it to the final.  I thought he did a fantastic job anyway, so check out his performance here.

By the way, we’ve updated the ESC2009 page with the running order for the final.

Eurovision Semifinal Superlatives

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

The 2009 Eurovision Semifinals are over, and our finalists have been selected. Makeup is being removed, sets are being rejiggered, and we here at Lemur Love have awarded superlatives for this year’s competitors.

* Most surprising (in a good way) finalist — Denmark
* Biggest “YES” moment — Greece
* Gayest moment — Ukraine
* Most improved — Lithuania
* Least deserving finalist — Croatia
* Biggest disappointment — Poland
* Contestant you most want on your side in a bar fight — Sweden
* Highest concept — Bosnia & Herzegovina
* Most elven — Norway
* Most Moldovan — Moldova
* Greenest man — Albania
* Biggest balls — Malta
* Most in need of the power of the Lord — United Kingdom

Eurovision Semi-Final #2 Preview

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

As I said on Tuesday, I think tonight’s line-up is the stronger of the two.  As such, it’s harder for me to make picks.

For example,  on the one hand, past evidence would point to Croatia and Serbia going through.  On the other hand, have you heard their songs?  Even Serbians don’t like their song (which ended up going through based on jury voting).

Anyway, I will go so far as to say I have no confidence in any pick I made after ESTONIA!!!!!

  • Norway - Alexander Rybak: “Fairytale” (This is your likely winner)
  • Greece - Sakis Rouvas: “This Is Our Night” (This is your likely dark horse winner)
  • Netherlands - De Toppers: “Shine” (Have you seen the official video? Holy shit!)
  • Ukraine - Svetlana Loboda: “Be My Valentine (Anti-Crisis Girl)” (It puts the “slutty” in “Ukraine Eurovision entry by Svetlana Loboda”)
  • ESTONIA!!!!! – Urban Symphony: “Rändajad” (There can be only one classical-pop entry. Sorry, Quartissimo)
  • Hungary - Zoli Ádok: “Dance With Me” (Man, I love this song)
  • Azerbaijan - AySel and Arash: “Always
  • Lithuania - Sasha Son: “Love
  • Albania - Kejsi Tola: “Carry Me In Your Dreams
  • Denmark - Niels Brinck: “Believe Again” (Ronan Keating’s involvement may earn this the wild card spot if it doesn’t get voted through)

I’m not picking my non-ironic favorite song, Latvia’s “Probka“, to go through because I think it’s just way too odd a song for Eurovision voters. On the other hand, I am picking my ironic favorite song, The Netherlands’ “Shine“, because, well, seriously, watch the official video. If you watched when I linked to it before, watch it again.

I am not sure if I’m going to regret not picking “Hora din Moldova” to go through.  It’s got a good placement in the line-up (15th), and it should certainly be performed in a highly energetic manner, so it has a shot.  I’m operating under the assumption that it’s just a wee too manic for the rest of Europe.  Also, every one of the songs I picked (and a few I didn’t) are better than this one.

Again, you can watch the big show live at at the Eurovision website at 9:00p CET/3:00p EDT, or on-demand after the show (probably around 1:00a CET/7:00p EDT).  I should mention you need to get the Octoshape plug-in to watch. It’s worth it.

This all ties in together

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Any Dream Will Do, the new “cast my musical” show from Lord Andrew, debuts on BBC America this weekend.  (By the way, by “new”, I think we mean “2007″.  Must be the time difference.) To say we’re excited is like saying we breathe.  Also, if you’ve never encountered John Barrowman outside of Torchwood, then you’re in for a good time, because he is the giddiest person alive.  We saw him on Eurovision: Your Decision (a.k.a. Sir Terry’s last Eurovision gasp), and seriously, life makes him giddy.

Speaking of Eurovision (see what I did there), I have a confession to make.  I said earlier that I thought Sakis Rouvis’ “This Is Our Night”, and I quote, “sucks.”  Having heard it a few more times, I have to say that it doesn’t suck.  I actually really like it.  However, his dancing still sucks.

Also, here is the Russian version of Intars Busulis’ “Sastrēgums,” which is now called “Probka“:

And here’s the official video for Svetlana Loboda’s “Be My Valentine“:

As I put it in the update to the Ukraine post, what I like about it is it has a very subtle sexual motif.

Ukraine’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Monday, March 9th, 2009

So we were unable to watch the Ukraine national final, which was for the best, since we watched three other shows this weekend, which is a lot. Svetlana Loboda won with “Be My Valentine“:

It sounds like the USC band doing a traditional Ukrainian folk song to an electronica beat.  (If the USC band ever learned a third song.) Anyway, it’s a solid entry, with a fun little intro with Svetlana hanging upside down from one of the back-up dancers.  It’s no Ani Lorak, but very little in this world is.

Awesome lyric watch: “The charms that I possess/Will put you to the test/To satisify my int’rest/ Come on, baby, be my guest.”

UPDATE: Here’s the official video for “Be My Valentine.”  What I like about it is it has a very subtle sexual motif:

It’s nice to hear a clearer version of the song, tho, because it just confirms that it’s a pretty awesome song.

Russia’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Five countries decided on their Eurovision Song Contest entries this weekend.  We watched three of them, which is insane.  We would’ve watched four, but we couldn’t get the Ukrainian national show’s feed to work.

Fortunately, Russia decided to go with a Ukrainian singer, so it’s like we got a sliver of the Ukrainian experience.  Anastasiya Prykhodko had originally tried out for the Ukrainian nationals, but was DQed on technicalities.  She protested, which caused a delay in the Ukrainian final, but then she qualified for Russia’s final anyway.

I got the impression that Anastasiya was a bit off her rocker, which was reinforced by her work at the end of her song “Mamo“:

Seriously, Tatiana Del Toro needs to try out for Eurovision.  Talk to the Swiss next year.

The sad thing is, this was probably the most memorable of the songs that were presented during the Russian final.  This is disappointing, after three years of solid entries, including last year’s winner, “Believe.”  I honestly can’t remember all that much about the show.  Granted, this is after watching two other finals after it, but I can remember a lot of the songs from ESTONIA!!!!! and Serbia more than anything Russia presented.

“Mamo” is fine, I guess, and Anastasiya could make things interesting during the big show.  But in my mind, this is a lackluster entry.