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Portugal’s Eurovision 2010 Entry

Monday, March 8th, 2010

The Portugal national final was a bit of a slog.  That’s really the best way to describe it.  Let’s start with the voting process. There were juries set up in 20 Portuguese locales, and they assigned points like in the Song Contest itself.  So the host went through and got the points from a representative of each jury.  But she also made small talk with the reps as well.  Thus, the tallying went for over an hour.

After the points were tallied up, the top vote getter received 12 points total, the second-place vote getter got 10 points total, and so on down the line.  Then this score was added to the points given to the performers by the public voting to determine who won.  So if you got, say, two points from the jury and seven points from the public, you’d end up with nine points.

Now, some countries use juries to offset the public voting so that, say, Dustin the Turkey doesn’t show up at the big show.  However, you question the taste of the juries when they pick as their winner Filipa Azevedo’s “Há dias assim”:

Ignore the fact that this is a bland ballad reminiscent of something Mariah Carey would have passed on 20 years ago.  The issue here is that Azevedo is singing this so poorly.  God, her runs sound like she’s gargling.  It’s just a horrible experience listening to this (which I am doing here just for you, gentle readers).  Sure she’ll probably sing it better at the Semi-Finals.  But what if she doesn’t? Then you’re stuck with this sore thumb of song that is going to keep your winless streak alive.

There seemed to be a bit of controversy, at least amongst ESCToday readers, about the voting, since the public had given  Catarina Pereira’s “Canta por mim” 12 points, and Azevedo’s song just seven points.  But here’s the thing about that. “Canta por mim” sounds a lot like last year’s Spain entry “La noche es para mi,” which finished tied for second-to-last.  So really, there’s no way for Portugal to win this year.

Ukraine’s Eurovision 2010 Entry

Monday, March 8th, 2010

We have intense cases of Olympic Fever, so during the fortnight that Winter Olympics were on, we completely ignored Eurovision to discuss the finer strategies involved in curling.  This past weekend, however, we got caught up on what we had missed in a major way.  On Saturday, we watched the Ukraine song selection show, followed by the Sweden repechage, followed by the Portugal national final.  Then we watched the Russia national final on Sunday.  Then we went through and listened to all the other songs that have been picked since then.  (Ukraine made it easy for us by having the entries from Armenia and Bulgaria on, as well as the performer for Azerbaijan.)

Then we watched the Oscars, which sucked all joy and life out of us, so we’re regaining our souls now by writing up a whole ton of song reviews.

Let’s start off with Ukraine.  Vasyl Lazarovich was hand-picked for Eurovision by Ukraine organizers.  He performed five songs on Saturday, and both a jury and the Ukrainian public voted on which song to send.  They all chose “I Love You”:

It was pretty obvious this was going to be the song that won, because it’s the only one that Vasyl performed with any confidence.  Even though it is dreck… man, is it dreck.  (“I love you, I love you, I love you”?  Someone needs to send a DVD of Singing In the Rain to Kyiv, quick.)  Regardless, he sang it well, and connected with the audience in a way he hadn’t during the other four songs on the night.

The number we were rooting for was of course the one that Vasyl had absolutely no confidence in whatsoever.  Watch him try to play rock star in “Don’t Wanna Lose You”:

He could not be more uncomfortable if he had live squirrels romping in his jeans.

The Swedish Second Chance round was interesting, although in the end, the voters picked the songs by the pretty blonde women.  Neither number really has a chance in next week’s final, because if they did, they wouldn’t have needed to go to the Second Chance round, would they?

Eurovision Final Recap

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Let’s compare what I predicted and what actually happened:

Me:

  1. Norway
  2. Greece
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Ukraine
  5. United Kingdom
  6. Malta
  7. Finland
  8. Armenia
  9. ESTONIA!!!!!
  10. Turkey

Last: France

Europe:

  1. Norway
  2. Iceland
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Turkey
  5. United Kingdom
  6. ESTONIA!!!!!
  7. Greece
  8. France
  9. Bosnia and Herzegovina
  10. Armenia

Last: Finland

I put the predictions I got correct in bold, and I italicized correct calls in the top 10.

Obviously, I overvalued Finland and undervalued France.  As it turns out, Finland was the jury pick in the first semi, leapfrogging over FYR Macedonia and Montenegro to get to the final.

Asides: As unbelievable as it sounds to me, Croatia actually was the jury pick in the second semi, knocking out Serbia and jumping over Ireland and Poland. Also, the Czech Republic finished with nil point.  Ouch.  Even Belgium got une point.  Tragically, Latvia got seven points in its semi. Oof.

Anyway, as it turns out, Patricia Kaas has a pretty big following, which carried France to eighth place.  Had I done research…

I don’t think I was the only one who was shocked that Greece did not finish second.  I’d say that performing eighth might have hurt Sakis’ chances, except that Jóhanna went seventh, and Iceland finished second.  I also neglected to put Bosnia and Herzegovina in the top 10, which was a foolish mistake on my part.

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Eurovision Semi-Final #1 Preview

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Tonight is the first semi-final for the Eurovision Song Contest, or as I like to call it, “The Weak-ass Semi-Final.”  Let’s be honest, with a couple of exceptions, this is not a strong line-up, particularly compared with the second semi on Thursday.

In fact, two of my three least favorite songs are here: the Czech entry “Aven Romale” and the Belgium entry “Copycat“, which I think is one of the worst Eurovision songs ever. (Which, when you think about it, is really saying something.)  Fortunately, these two songs are second and third on the night respectively, and I at least have hopes that Gipsy.cz will offer an amusing performance.

Ten songs go through, and I could try to explain the arcane rules behind the voting, but you might just want to visit the Wikipedia page on this year’s contest for that.  Instead, here are my picks to go on to the final.  We’ll see tomorrow how inaccurate these turn out to be.

You can watch the big show live at at the Eurovision website at 9:00p CET/3:00p EDT, or on-demand after the show (probably around 1:00a CET/7:00p EDT).

Portugal’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Flor-De-Lis’ “Todas as Ruas do Amor” is Portugal’s Eurovision entry this year. It is very twee:

Jen heard the beginning of it and asked, “Portugal’s competing with ‘Time of Your Life’?”

Chris’ Eurovision Finals Recap, Part One

Friday, May 30th, 2008

It’s Eurovision time again, and why not kick off the show in Belgrade with last year’s winner, Marija Šerifović? She does “Molitva,” which for tonight’s show has a more Euro-dance feel to it, not to mention gender-bending back-up dancers. She also does a second song that features the lyric, “They will find one day/Love DNA.”

After a little introductory spiel from hosts Jovana Janković and Željko Joksimović, we get underway.

1. Romania
Bad first note from Nico. In fact, she’s pretty awful tonight. It’s like Vlad is the Steve Lawrence of Romania and Nico is the Eydie Gorme.

2. United Kingdom
It really sucks Andy Abraham is going second. I do love this song, and he does a great job. Slick, polished fun.

3. Albania
Olta Boka just cannot carry that chorus. Her voice lacks the richness to sing it over the orchestration by herself. I kinda like the song, but her performance doesn’t do it for me.

4. Germany
Die alle Heiligen! No, wait, No Angels are nowhere near as good as All Saints. The chorus is actively annoying, and the blonde singer is so far out of tune that she might as well be singing “I’m a Little Teapot.” Horrible.

5. Armenia
Love the song, but Sirusho was a bit flat throughout. Better than her performance in the semis, but still not as good as it could be.

6. Bosnia & Herzegovina
The staging of “Pokušaj” strikes me as a window into how Bosnians interpret French comedies. Regardless, it brings a tear to my eye. I love this song so much. (Sir Terry Wogan appeared to have liked it too, until it got more votes than the U.K.)

7. Israel
Man, I really can’t stand Boaz’ upper register. I wish Dana International did this song, seeing as she wrote it and all.

8. Finland
Bathroom break.

9. Croatia
If it weren’t for 75 Cent yelling at me, I’d completely forget about this number.

10. Poland
Sayeth Sir Terry: “The brightest teeth outside of the Osmond family.” The fake tan brings out the whiteness.

11. Iceland
The orchestration is terrific, the performance is fantastic. A Euro-dance classic.

12. Turkey
The more I hear Mor ve Ötesi’s live performance of this song, the more I like it. I wasn’t sure about Turkey deviating from the Mediterranean pop, but this is a really good song.

13. Portugal
Vânia Fernandes is far and away the best singer at Eurovision. Terrific performance. Maybe a little block voting from Andorra, Spain, and France will help. Romance languages gots ta stick together.

14. Latvia
God, this is so dumb.

View Part Two here.

Chris’ Eurovision Semi-Finals Two Recap, Part Two

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

11. Croatia

If it weren’t for the old guy accosting the audience, I would totally forget about this song. Still, having him scratch using a record on an old phonograph is pretty amusing.

12. Bulgaria

“DJ, Take Me Away” is a pretty generic Euro-dance track. There are all these things going on during the act, such as handheld turntables that are held like guitars and turntables on fire and the lead singer’s can-can dress. But these don’t add up to a compelling performance. I do like the song itself, but the performance was not up to snuff.

13. Denmark

Simon Mathew looks way too hardcore to be signing a number this chipper. This is a peppy, cutesy number that might just do well because of when it’s performed. If this were earlier in the show, it’d totally get lost.

14. Georgia

I cannot stand Diana Gurtskaya’s voice. It’s not that she can’t sing (although she was a bit pitchy during her number), but there’s a quality to her voice that grates on me. This is a painfully earnest song that I couldn’t give two shits about. Such a comedown from Sopho.

15. Hungary

Here’s an 80s-style R&B ballad that is completely dull and not particularly well-performed. But I bet little old ladies watching Eurovision will like it.

16. Malta

VODKA! As Terry Wogan said, it’s the Eurovision commentator’s best friend. The opening riff of the song is annoying, but Morena sings the hell out of it. Being towards the end of the night should help get it through.

17. Cyprus

Eurovision Blog refers to this as “The Oompa Loompa Song.” No shit. It’s sung well, but it’s poorly orchestrated and it has a lot of manic, unfocused energy. Plus, it’s like three minutes, but it really feels like 10. Blech.

18. FYR Macedonia

If this Eurovision thing doesn’t work out for Tamara, she could totally do the Balkan Liza Minnelli impersonator circuit. She’s not a strong singer, but her back-up singers help lift the song. It’s not great, but much better than their performance during the Macedonian selection show. I suspect it will get through based on Balkan bloc voting and the fact that it’s the second to last song.

19. Portugal

Man, Vânia Fernandes can belt. This is a poppy fado number, and while the orchestration is a bit busy, Vânia just takes over and brings it home. Considering this is a slower, downbeat number, it ends up being a strong ending to a mediocre semi-final.

Here are my picks to go through:

  1. Turkey
  2. Ukraine
  3. Switzerland
  4. Latvia
  5. Bulgaria
  6. Denmark
  7. Hungary
  8. Malta
  9. FYR Macedonia
  10. Portugal

I really really really want Iceland to go through, but like I said, I think kicking off the show might hurt them.

Some ballet dancers perform a routine inspired by a popular Serbian film. Judging from the make-up and costumes, it’s a film about destitute zombies working on a Soviet farm. Or something like that.

After some more vamping from the hosts, and an amusingly awkward interview by one of the backstage hosts with Tamara from FYR Macedonia, we get the results:

  1. Ukraine
  2. Croatia… what the fuck?
  3. Albania… bloc voting!
  4. Iceland… HELLS yeah!
  5. Georgia… gawd, really?
  6. Denmark
  7. Sweden
  8. Latvia
  9. Turkey
  10. Portugal

I underestimated Sweden, obviously, and I guess it’s not a surprise that the earnest number from Georgia got votes. I’m surprised Hungary and Switzerland didn’t go through, but I am even more surprised that Croatia did. Maybe all that jibber jabber from the old guy was actually a form of mass hypnosis.

Tonight was pretty painful, but the end result means we get a really strong final on Saturday. Be back then!

Eurovision 2008: Semi-Final 2

Monday, March 24th, 2008
Here are the countries participating in the second semi-final, in order of appearance:
  1. Iceland: Eurobandið – “This Is My Life”
  2. Sweden: Charlotte Perrelli – “Hero”
  3. Turkey: Mor Ve Otesi – “Deli”
  4. Ukraine: Ani Lorak – “Shady Lady”
  5. Lithuania: Jeronimas Milius – “Nomads In the Night”
  6. Albania: Olta Boka – “Zemrën Lamë Peng”
  7. Switzerland: Paolo Meneguzzi -”Era Stupendo”
  8. Czech Republic: Tereza Kerndlová – “Have Some Fun”
  9. Belarus: Ruslan Alekhno – “Hasta la Vista”
  10. Latvia: Pirates of the Sea – “Wolves of the Sea”
  11. Croatia: Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents – “Romanca”
  12. Bulgaria: Deep Zone & Balthazar – “DJ, Take Me Away”
  13. Denmark: Simon Mathews – “All Night Long”
  14. Georgia: Diana Gurtskaya – “Peace Will Come”
  15. Hungary: Csézy – “Szívverés”
  16. Malta: Morena – “Vodka”
  17. Cyprus: Evdokia Kadi – “Femme Fatale”
  18. FYR Macedonia: Tamara Todevska, Vrčak & Adrian Gadza – “Vo Imeto Na Ljubovta”
  19. Portugal: Vânia Fernandes – “Senhora do Mar”

Portugal’s Eurovision 2008 Entry

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Vânia Fernandes’ “Senhora do Mar” is a decent little fado number. Well, I think it’s fado, since it’s in a minor key and is entitled “Lady of the Sea.” That sounds like fado to me. Anyway, its staging reminded me a bit of Marija Šerifović’s “Molitva,” with the singer standing up front and the back-up performers doing minimal choreography. Also, at one point, like in “Molitva,” the back-up singers reach out and touch Fernandes. Anyway, overall, I liked it, although I fear it’ll get lost in the shuffle during a semi-final featuring more bombastic entries like Ukraine, Bulgaria, Belarus and, of course, Latvia.

reactions from the highlights

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

OH, THERE’S A SUMMARY.

Missed the first one…

Israel – looked pretty darn amusing to me.
Cyprus – sounded pretty good.
Belarus – cheesy. who cares, he is doing magic.
Iceland – There are big eyes in the background. He not only sounds like Meatloaf, he looks like Meatloaf.
Georgia – cool. Go girl! Is it me or does she looks a little too happy?
Montenegro – eh?
Switzerland – I love the guy with the mohawk.
Moldova – well, she’s in tune
Netherlands – sounds just like anastacia
Albania – wow, he’s old
Denmark – pitchy. But that’s some headdress.
Croatia – pitchy. Painful.
Poland – I don’t have time to start.
Serbia – she looks like Lea Delaria. sounded ok from what I could tell.
Czech – yes, they rock. lower case rock.
Portugal – she’s pretty. weak singer. much quieter than all the others.
FYR Macedonia – heh heh she said douche
Norway – she’s old
Malta – there’s a gong in the background
Andorra – ARROWS!!!! Wow, they’re totally out of tune.
Hungary – tight, she sounded good. I love the tank top and jeans, totally stripped down look which is a nice contrast to the glammed up other acts.
Estonia – sorry, I missed it. Dave came in and needed cash.

The rest I already did.