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Eurovision Semi-Final #2 Recap

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Again, before I start the recap from last night’s semi-final, here were Jen’s predictions for the result, which she made right after the performances were over:

  • Ireland
  • Norway
  • Denmark
  • Azerbaijan
  • Greece
  • Lithuania
  • Albania
  • Ukraine
  • ESTONIA!!!!!
  • Netherlands

If you compare this list with mine, there are a lot of similarities, even though Jen made her choices during the run of the program.  She picked Ireland, Lithuania and Albania all on the strength of their performances.  If I had seen Hungary before I made my picks, I wouldn’t have chosen it, because frankly Zoli Ádok’s performance was awful.  I would have gone with Ireland instead, and we would have had the exact same picks.

As it was, this was another night where we got eight out of 10.  Here are the final results:

  • Croatia
  • Norway
  • Denmark
  • Azerbaijan
  • Greece
  • Lithuania
  • Moldova
  • Albania
  • Ukraine
  • ESTONIA!!!!!

I was right to fear Moldova, especially because Nelly Ciobanu and her posse were high energy, as expected.  In the end, I wasn’t surprised to see them go through.

Croatia, on the other hand… what the hell?  Igor and Andrea were not as catastrophically out of tune as Kamil and Nela from Slovakia were, but that didn’t mean they were in tune by any stretch of the imagination.  This couldn’t possibly be the jury pick, could it?

So aside from Ireland getting robbed by Croatia, the results went pretty much the way we expected them to.  That the Netherlands got knocked out was not a shock, ultimately.  De Toppers’ performance was low-energy, and the glowing hand effect didn’t quite work.  The large woman with the rhinestone turntable strapped around her waist was a nice touch, though.

For me, the two surprises on the night were Lithuania and Albania.  Sasha Son has done a lot of work on “Love” since we saw him debut the English-language version at the Russia national final.  Using the key change to switch languages from English to Russian was a nice touch that really paid off.  Even Jen, who has not been a fan of this song at all, was impressed.

We both also really liked Kejsi Tola’s performance of  “Carry Me In Your Dreams” for Albania.  The staging was bizarre: what was up with the b-boy mimes and the rhinestone Gumby? But despite a stiff stage presence, Kejsi sang well.  Moreover, the song benefited from the translation into English.

The biggest disappointments on the night were Poland and Hungary. I talked about Hungary earlier, but I’ll add that I really need to stop picking the disco songs to go through. Poland’s entry, “I Don’t Wanna Leave”, is a legitimately good song, but Lidia Kopania did not sing it well.

Svetlana Loboda’s “Be my Valentine! (Anti-Crisis Girl)” decided to aim strictly for the gay audience.  How else to explain the shirtless muscular back-up dancers in Spartan costumes?  For the straight audience, Svetlana went for something subtle: looping graphics of pistons chugging on the video display.

Ultimately, it all comes down to Norway and Greece, however, with Norway the heavy favorite.  Sakis Rouvas went for it on “This Is Our Night,” with an elaborate stage prop to help out with his stage movement (which is a problem because he really can’t dance).  It’s hard to explain, so check this clip out.

Meanwhile, Alexander Rybak brought his Harry Potter-meets-Legolas-meets-Itzhak Perlman charm to “Fairytale.”  The staging hasn’t changed much since the Norway national final, but he took full advantage of the video screens with quaint fairytale imagery all over the place that did not distract from him one bit.  My bet is that he’ll win, with Sakis in second.

As for the rest of the show, we started with a Russian folk band doing a medley of past Eurovision winners, and you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Waterloo” on a balalaika.  There were, of course, dancing bears.  There also were giant electronic nesting dolls that were very cool.

For the vote-tabulation entertainment, the Mariinsky Ballet company performed traditional dances from around Europe, including the Zorba the Greek dance that drove all the Greeks in the front row wild.  How do the Greeks ALWAYS have the front row at Eurovision?

Finally, as expected, Intars Busulis’ “Probka” did not make it to the final.  I thought he did a fantastic job anyway, so check out his performance here.

By the way, we’ve updated the ESC2009 page with the running order for the final.

Eurovision Semi-Final #2 Preview

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

As I said on Tuesday, I think tonight’s line-up is the stronger of the two.  As such, it’s harder for me to make picks.

For example,  on the one hand, past evidence would point to Croatia and Serbia going through.  On the other hand, have you heard their songs?  Even Serbians don’t like their song (which ended up going through based on jury voting).

Anyway, I will go so far as to say I have no confidence in any pick I made after ESTONIA!!!!!

  • Norway - Alexander Rybak: “Fairytale” (This is your likely winner)
  • Greece - Sakis Rouvas: “This Is Our Night” (This is your likely dark horse winner)
  • Netherlands - De Toppers: “Shine” (Have you seen the official video? Holy shit!)
  • Ukraine - Svetlana Loboda: “Be My Valentine (Anti-Crisis Girl)” (It puts the “slutty” in “Ukraine Eurovision entry by Svetlana Loboda”)
  • ESTONIA!!!!! – Urban Symphony: “Rändajad” (There can be only one classical-pop entry. Sorry, Quartissimo)
  • Hungary - Zoli Ádok: “Dance With Me” (Man, I love this song)
  • Azerbaijan - AySel and Arash: “Always
  • Lithuania - Sasha Son: “Love
  • Albania - Kejsi Tola: “Carry Me In Your Dreams
  • Denmark - Niels Brinck: “Believe Again” (Ronan Keating’s involvement may earn this the wild card spot if it doesn’t get voted through)

I’m not picking my non-ironic favorite song, Latvia’s “Probka“, to go through because I think it’s just way too odd a song for Eurovision voters. On the other hand, I am picking my ironic favorite song, The Netherlands’ “Shine“, because, well, seriously, watch the official video. If you watched when I linked to it before, watch it again.

I am not sure if I’m going to regret not picking “Hora din Moldova” to go through.  It’s got a good placement in the line-up (15th), and it should certainly be performed in a highly energetic manner, so it has a shot.  I’m operating under the assumption that it’s just a wee too manic for the rest of Europe.  Also, every one of the songs I picked (and a few I didn’t) are better than this one.

Again, you can watch the big show live at at the Eurovision website at 9:00p CET/3:00p EDT, or on-demand after the show (probably around 1:00a CET/7:00p EDT).  I should mention you need to get the Octoshape plug-in to watch. It’s worth it.

Eurovision 2009 Running Orders

Monday, March 16th, 2009

We’ve updated our Eurovision 2009 page to reflect the running orders for the two semi-finals and the final, as per esctoday.com.

A couple of notes:

  • I’m thrilled that my two least favorite songs, “Aven Romale” and “Copycat“, go two and three in the first semi.  Get them out of the way really quick and then move on. (Because I’m not afraid to move on.)
  • De Toppers will close semi-final two with “Shine“.  Will my anticipation for this be too much to bear? And how much of a disappointment could they possibly be?  (Again, WATCH THIS VIDEO if you haven’t already. Or even if you have.)
  • In the first semi, Regina get to close the show with “Bistra voda“.
  • Did they rig the drawing so that the U.K. could perform towards the end of the final? Is this why Lord Andrew met with Vladimir Putin?  (God, I sound more paranoid than Terry Wogan on a three-day bender.)

De Toppers official video for “Shine”

Friday, March 13th, 2009

Ho-lee shit, you need to watch this RIGHT NOW:

Their hands shine! Just like in the song! It’s like they thought, “Alenka Gotar’s little glowing Swarovski bit was cool, but we need to up the ante just by a gazillion.”

PLUS PLUS PLUS, they include a clip of Barack and Michelle Obama!  Wow.  Wow.  That’s all I can say.  Wow.

Netherland’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

De Toppers have debuted their Eurovision song, “Shine,” and it does not disappoint.

Is this not the most chipper darned song you’ve ever heard? It makes “It’s A Small World” sound like Fields of the Nephilim. I imagine that the stage production will get tweaked a bit for the big show. Ideally, the stage should be flooded with kids dressed in traditional costumes. And those costumes will be covered in sequins, of course.

And remember: “Love will make us glow in the dark!”

UPDATE: You need to see the official video.  Do it.  Do it now!

Albania’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

Holy shit, is it Eurovision time already? YES! Albania got the jump on the competition not by being first alphabetically, but by holding their national selection competition on December 21. The winner: “Më Merr Në Ëndërr“, sung by Kejsi Tola.

Could Tola look more bored performing this song? She’s the 2007 Albanian Idol winner, so I have no problem pointing out that she was a bit pitchy during her performance.

I love that the orchestra conductor had a little John McCain moment towards the end of the song and wandered across the stage behind Tola as she sang. He may have been as bored as Tola since I’m pretty sure the orchestra was utilized not one bit during this song. Which, by the way, is boilerplate Balkan Eurovision pop.

Because it is still really early in 2009 (in that it is still 2008), Wikipedia’s Eurovision 2009 page is still scant on details of when the rest of Europe will be picking their entries. But that doesn’t mean it is completely devoid of juicy information. For example, Sakis Rouvas will represent Greece again. Turkey, meanwhile, will be represented by Hadise, who is part-Belgian and all-diva.

But the really exciting news is that the Netherlands is sending De Toppers to Moscow. Seriously, watch this video and try not to get excited that they’ll be competing in Eurovision:

As far as I can tell, they are a combination of Siegfried & Roy and a PBS pledge special set in the Castro. This could be, and I don’t fear being contradicted when I say this, the greatest Dutch entry ever.

Chris’ Eurovision Semi-Finals One Recap, Part Two

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

11. Ireland

A lot of people in the crowd are already booing. The song wouldn’t be half-bad if the fucking turkey puppet could sing in tune. I realize that Ireland isn’t even trying this year, but this is an absolute mess even as a joke tune. Irelande, nil pointe!

12. Andorra

Try following Dustin the Turkey, Gisela. Her outfit is horrible, and I think she’s wearing a plate on her head. Also, what did she do to her hair? What the hell? Man. I like the song, but she’s not doing it any it any favors tonight.

13. Bosnia and Herzegovina

This is staged like a joke song, and for all I know, the Bosnian lyrics are probably jokey too, but I gotta tell you: I love this song. I really do. Laka’s voice is a bit nasal, but I really don’t care. I’m rooting for block voting tonight.

14. Armenia

Sirusho oversang this by a mile, but “Qele Qele” a great song. I suspect it’ll do well, although that’s in part because Armenia always does well. If she goes through, I hope she dials it back a bit.

15. The Netherlands

The Greeks called. They want their entry back.

16. Finland

Sludgy Judas Priest-style metal. This sticks out of the competition like a swollen eyeball. Oh, Lordi, what hath thou wrought?

17. Romania

Here is your operatic entry for the night (ignoring Elnur’s little operatic vamp at the start of “Day After Day”). It reminds me a lot of Bonaparti.lv from last year’s show, only… you know… good. I figure if Bonaparti.lv makes it to the final, this will too.

18. Russia

Honestly, this year’s Eurovision is Dima Bilan’s to lose. I really can’t imagine him not winning. And to show he’s serious about the competition, he’s got Evgeni Plushenko ice skating to his song. Take that, Europe! Dima’s way pitchy, but I doubt that will affect the voting. Hopefully, he’ll have a better night on Saturday.

19. Greece

I love Kalomira olives! Actually, Kalomira is one of two Americans performing tonight (Isis Gee is the other). This is a fantastic number. I know Timbaland has worked with Dima Bilan, but this song reminds me of his production style a lot. (I am convinced, by the way, that Timbaland is a massive Eurovision fan.)

Now that the performances are done, Novak Djokovic comes out to kick off the voting. Here are my picks, in order of appearance:

  1. Israel
  2. Belgium (What King Kaufman calls the What the Heck Pick)
  3. Slovenia
  4. Norway
  5. Poland
  6. Bosnia and Herzegovina
  7. Armenia
  8. Romania
  9. Russia
  10. Greece

After the voting stops and the vote counting begins, we get a long performance by an act that apparently is shown on Serbian public television during pledge drives. Finally, we get to the results, and they’re a bit surprising:

  1. Greece
  2. Romania
  3. Bosnia and Herzegovina
  4. Finland… FINLAND?!!?
  5. Russia
  6. Israel
  7. Azerbaijan…!?
  8. Armenia
  9. Poland
  10. Norway

Well, there you go. As usual, I should never make picks on whims. Otherwise, I guess this was a pretty predictable finish, Finland notwithstanding. Even Azerbaijan I can understand a bit, but Finland? I wonder if Scandinavian block voting is going to start battling Eastern European block voting.

Anyway, that’s all for tonight. The second round is on Thursday, and I’ll be back then.

Eurovision 2008: Semi-Final 1

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Eurovision is doing things a little differently this year, because the number of countries participating is ever-increasing (especially since new countries keep popping up; Kosovo, we’re looking at you). The organizers have divided the semi-finals into two groups. The top nine vote-getters from the two semi-finals will make the finals, along with the host country and the Big Four. In addition, a special jury will select one wild card each from the two semi-final groups.

Here are the countries participating in the first semi-final, in order of appearance:

  1. Montenegro: Stefan Filipović – “Zauvijek volim te”
  2. Israel: Bo’az Ma’uda – “Ke’ilo Kan”
  3. ESTONIA!!!!!: Kreisiraadio – “Leto Svet”
  4. Moldova: Geta Burlacu – “A Century of Love”
  5. San Marino: Miodio – “Complice”
  6. Belgium: Ishtar – “O Julissi Na Jalini”
  7. Azerbaijan: Elnur Hüseynov & Samir Javadzadeh – “Day After Day”
  8. Slovenia: Rebeka Dremelj – “Vrag naj vzame”
  9. Norway: Maria Haukaas Storeng – “Hold On, Be Strong”
  10. Poland: Isis Gee – “For Life”
  11. Ireland: Dustin the Turkey – “Irelande Douze Pointe”
  12. Andorra: Gisela – “Casanova”
  13. Bosnia & Herzegovina: Elvir Lakovic Laka – “Pokusaj”
  14. Armenia: Sirusho – “Qele Qele”
  15. The Netherlands: Hind – “Your Heart Belongs to Me”
  16. Finland: Teräsbetoni – “Missä Miehet Ratsastaa”
  17. Romania: Vlad Miriţă & Nico – “Pe o margine de lume”
  18. Russia: Dima Bilan – “Believe”
  19. Greece: Kalomira – “Secret Combination”

Netherlands’ Eurovision 2008 Entry

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Since Turkey decided to rock out this year, The Netherlands decided to enter the usual Turkish song instead. Here is Hind’s “Your Heart Belongs to Me.”

reactions from the highlights

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

OH, THERE’S A SUMMARY.

Missed the first one…

Israel – looked pretty darn amusing to me.
Cyprus – sounded pretty good.
Belarus – cheesy. who cares, he is doing magic.
Iceland – There are big eyes in the background. He not only sounds like Meatloaf, he looks like Meatloaf.
Georgia – cool. Go girl! Is it me or does she looks a little too happy?
Montenegro – eh?
Switzerland – I love the guy with the mohawk.
Moldova – well, she’s in tune
Netherlands – sounds just like anastacia
Albania – wow, he’s old
Denmark – pitchy. But that’s some headdress.
Croatia – pitchy. Painful.
Poland – I don’t have time to start.
Serbia – she looks like Lea Delaria. sounded ok from what I could tell.
Czech – yes, they rock. lower case rock.
Portugal – she’s pretty. weak singer. much quieter than all the others.
FYR Macedonia – heh heh she said douche
Norway – she’s old
Malta – there’s a gong in the background
Andorra – ARROWS!!!! Wow, they’re totally out of tune.
Hungary – tight, she sounded good. I love the tank top and jeans, totally stripped down look which is a nice contrast to the glammed up other acts.
Estonia – sorry, I missed it. Dave came in and needed cash.

The rest I already did.